Sexplorer–Seducing Straight Couples Was Not On My Bingo Card

And, it happened at a church Valentine's Day event...

I just wanted to sell a painting.

She stared at my painting, tears streaming down her cheeks, and whispered, “That’s just… so beautiful.” First time anyone’s cried over my art — usually it’s the price tag that does it.

Cut to the Valentine’s party a week ago: I meet her husband, and suddenly they’re flirting like it’s a tag-team event. Invites to “watch TV” drop fast (heavy air quotes). Keep in mind that I guesstimate 90% of the guests are from our friends church. But here we are in the kitchen where we are making fresh cocktails, and she hikes her silky dress revealing exact what’s not underneath, and a little later after she makes it very clear to her husband that she “really likes, really really likes…” me, her hubby offers his lap lfor me to sit on like a carnival prize.

Praise be? …