Of Lassie & Old(er) People Unabashadly Tooting While Waiting For Eye Surgery

Listen, I got to listen to your husband f*rt; don't ice me out when I am trying to be nice.

Yeah, the town thought Edgar was a drag queen until that one day he and his sister finally showed up in the same room. Why “Lassie” is on a black and white TV news show where the commentator’s face is in color, but nothing else on the screen is in color is beyond me. Thank you, AI!

“:::POOF:::TOOT:::”–The Rear-end of a man in the waiting room

Goodness, I…